Feculent Arrogance and Vanity raise thee Aloof,
Usury of thy Vaunted Intellects sanctions this Truth,
Conclaves of Illuminati proclaiming their IQs be Superior,
Kudos of the Self cast thy Ethereal Quiddity Inferior.
Mental Dexterity in Lateral Thinking is no recompense
Ego totals naught if one’s Devoid of Common Sense,
Numinous skills with puzzles and three-dimensional chess
Such art the futile talents you boastaciously profess.
Adepts True are Ciphers, Anonymity stands as Cryptic Proof.